Before I die, and with no support from my ungrateful family, I have taken the decision to publish my life's work: The Official Archives of The League of Scientists.
During the League of Scientists’ Second Friendship Tour of Wisconsin (1928-29), we ran into a spot of bother with the local authorities, on account of the large number of Greek Nationalist Freedom Fighters whom we had concealed inside a barrel.
Gordon MacNut (Bullfighting Aficionado and Puppet Designer, 1936-1952): brought Greater Chichester to a standstill when he invented Diet Petrol (circa 1949).
In its heyday, the League of Scientists’ Bloomsbury Archive was maintained by a team of three: Charlotte Henderson, Elisabeth Starbuck and a foot fetishist called Joan.
The League of Scientists began their second study into obesity in 1925: this involved pouring away fat people’s soup and forcing them to watch.
After complaints from Fat Rights protesters, the study was suspended until 1986.
Rosie O and Marcus Ng (Visiting Lecturers at the Faculty of Terrapin Husbandry, Chichester Polytechnic, 1939 - 1953): pictured here experimenting on a monkey.